Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Three covers for Best Jok Book

These three books contain hundreds of fantastically funny jokes … plain and ribald … culled from a joke-bank that has taken half a lifetime to assemble.

Most of the jokes in the Best Joke Book are a quarter to half a page long. They have been reworked for oral delivery by an experienced editor so you can use them to keep the blag and banter going.

The longer jokes are interleaved with a wide selection of one-liners … ideal attention grabbers in a pub or late night get-together.

You can find a few sample jokes here of the funniest jokes ever published … or click below to read the first 15 to 20 percent of each book:

Amazon (Volume One)

Amazon (Volume Two)

Amazon (Volume Three)

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Caveat: some of these jokes are extremely funny indeed … due care and caution is advisable.

Employers can avoid hiring unlucky people by tossing half the CVs they get into the bin.

“Panda Mating Fails; Vet Takes Over” — newspaper headline

“No trespassing without permission” — sign-post

Download Best Joke Book

Amazon (Volume One)

Amazon (Volume Two)

Amazon (Volume Three)

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Note: only Kindle e-books can be downloaded from Amazon. Other formats … eg, epub, mobi, pdf, lrf, pdb, txt and html versions … are downloaded from Smashwords.

I’ve always wanted to drown my troubles but the wife refuses to go swimming.

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.